Widow's Bay (2026)

1. Welcome to Widow's Bay!

We hope you enjoyed the three-hour ferry to New England's best-kept secret! Ignore the warnings about the fog. Everything's fine.

2. Lodging

Cherish the historical charm of our local inn, which Mayor Loftis will prove is safe by spending a night there alone.

3. The Inaugural Swim

It's time for the annual beach opening. Lay out a towel as the mayor "tests the waters." Unrelated: Do not pick up hitchhikers.

4. Beach Reads

Make sure you pack a good read for the beach! (We do not recommend self-help books on the island.)

5. What to Expect on Your Trip

We apologize for the curfew. Please remain calm as we determine what’s happening. On a separate note, keep your teenagers inside after dark.

6. Our History

7. Seasickness

8. Your Baggage

9. Emergency Shelter

10. We Hope You Enjoyed Your Time!